Friday, January 9, 2015

Get married … for TV – Yoki.ru

In the movie “Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears” is an episode from 1959, in which the cameraman says: “Soon there will be no cinema, no theater, there will be only one television.” Of course, in our time, television is a very serious competitor – the Internet, but still over half a century it has become a part of our lives, and become the object of folklore …

Take, for example, such a saying: “TV – a window to the world, through which evaporates almost all our free time!”

The woman in the marriage office explains, no matter what her husband wanted to have, “He should be polite, have wide interests, to love animals, to tell me all sorts of funny stories to report news and rumors and never let me interrupt. ” – “In this case, you need no husband, and TV”.

The husband complains to his wife: “Fanny! Imagine, all day on TV showed a fire.” – “Need to drink less! TV yesterday taken to the repair, and you spent the whole day in front of a fireplace!”

With the invention of the remote control prevail lazy : because now they did not have get up off the couch, even to switch programs. But here’s the paradox – the inventor of this much needed in everyday life stuff, the American engineer Robert Adler, his life could not tolerate his first TV and panels, which are widely began to be introduced in 1956, called the “Blab-off”, ie, “stop talking! “. In the first model consoles, by the way, there was only one button that allows you to mute (Adler particularly annoying annoying, aggressive and pushy advertising). Later, the and buttons instantly switch channels. Today, there is even the concept of “remote syndrome” – this is when a person feels insecure without a TV remote in hand: for the possession of their family members may even fight …

“My dear, – husband muttering in his sleep, – switch off, please, TV, bed bed and bring me a cup of sweet tea. ” – “You’re crazy – she replies softly. – We are in the cinema”.

However, with the proliferation of television people have less to go to the movies. But to replace enthusiasm for “blue screens” came the threat of landslide zagazhivaniya brain frenzied propaganda and nonsense “bubble.” First sensed the Americans, calling TV “box for idiots”.

television heroes and TV spots as part of our daily lives that are often perceived as reality. Thus, the American Susan Marpleit so fascinated by romantic escapades her favorite television characters that … married to a TV. The wedding took place with all solemnity: guests congratulated obryazhennuyu a veil bride toasts for “happiness young” and clinked glasses with the TV …

Not long ago, in the US there were two highly original Club: “Lazy potatoes” and “Commonwealth detractors television.” Because they are in constant confrontation with each other, it was decided to meet together for fruitful discussions. During the debates discussed another idea, “potatoes”, for example, about the portable TVs mounted in sunglasses. Opponents scare TVs harm to the eye, the mind and nervous system. The latter do not overlook and low artistic level of television series, and the effect of watching a horror movie. Club members also detractors television campaign organized voluntary discharge TVs through the windows of apartments on the street …

In the Soviet Union there were also protesting against the domination of the TV. In some people in the habit of spitting on the TV screen, if it shows something very very ungodly medical benefits, other lock it away from children … A famous Russian writer Victor Astafev admitted their desire to run in the television iron …

Over time, television is increasingly came to be called the “second reality” and the “fourth estate”. Meanwhile, the television “picture” only focuses on ideologically and socially important events and facts. War and crime, rampant poverty of the population of some countries and the fabulous wealth of others … Artfully filed in a particular context events become part of a person’s world and greatly alter it. By studying this curious phenomenon, researchers have developed a so-called “Cultivation theory” . Its essence is this: the more time a person spends watching television, the more likely that his view of the world will shape the content of television broadcasts. So with the help of this “propaganda box” can make people believe in many things … Save us from the credulity of demagogy, hype can only healthy skepticism and irony. TV – a prosthe sis life, but it’s better without these substitutes …

See also:

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How to wean a child from the TV?

The cross our love to the TV?

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The term for the love of television

Yuri Suprunenko

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