Do not forget to turn off the TV – A new newspaper in the Volga region

Do not forget to turn off the TV. If you are included, of course, on the morning television, dear Sonia, if you are under the “Good Morning Vietnam” painted eyes, painted lip contour dark pencil on the floor next to a mug of coffee and half a package of cheese zero fat, slow down weight has become a habit, even more and there was no need.

Laptop disconnected from the power cord to the charger, mouse – a mesh pocket, straps attach neatly and buy a laptop easier, dear Sonia, you can quite afford something it is quite flat and almost weightless, but not – carry with this monster, and now in its third year. Whether or not the fourth year, you just bought it at the time, that.

It is not necessary to wear these bright pants, please, because again rain. Dress properly, Friday – day for the dress, take any example – blue in white small rose on the hem. All right, that’s fine, fine day goes on, great coffee drunk, beautiful eyes are framed by mascara, beautiful eyebrows with tweezers doctored.

Mobile phone, powder and envelope, you inscribe yesterday, dear Sonia, a friend in Novosibirsk, put it in a bag and it. Door, two locks, the second three turns, just to push the knee – every thing has its own personal characteristics, that your door will not close without pressing the knee and your head for a long time running at the rate of three percent of rated capacity.

Your car, dear Sonia, rather shabby already “Toyota”, and you do not buy a new one, and it would be time, it’s time to “upgrade the fleet,” but somehow … open the door itself for some reason, standing outside, and the rain dripping down his cheeks. You look at the clock – eight-fifteen, all right eventually. Even, perhaps, will carve out ten minutes and call in communication salon on the corner of Leningradskaya and Frunze – should be returned to them worthless, broken headphones, and then two weeks pass, the right end consumers have to be content with anything, it is not necessary. Do not worry, dear Sonia, you have time.

whether to keep a check, you should check a box and lying in the back seat, headphones purchased exclusively for office – I know what you mean, how long can you run in ears Twitter neighbors around the office and Lera Mayyusika had better sings Shakira. Or Tree?

Or Tree.

Turn on the radio in the car, let your voices be greeted petrushechimi leading popular show on one of the waves, radio waves, microwaves, hair wave – you literally in the depths, dear Sonia, not afraid of choking and last cry address fishes radio-fish Cams, micro-fish and a variety of other, of course, too.

Stop the car at the corner piskni alarm, turn around unless absolutely necessary at the threshold and enter the salon. Resolutely marched right up to the counter, a large horseshoe-shaped counter, two girls, two eighteen- dtsati smile at you, two stars, two suns, two natural satellite of the Earth.

Backs to you a woman in a lilac skirt and warm pink scarf hunched over an open box, choose your phone model, her voice – a bird scream, pigeon song not make out the words, and whether or not, dear Sonia, what do you think? Stop away from the purple skirt, purple prefer pregnant women and crazy, let prefer, you dress with roses, high heels, almost splattered with mud. Stop away.

Take two steps to the left. And best of three, rearrange their light feet, on your ankle – Four butterflies of different sizes, beautiful tattoo.

What do you froze, my dear Sonia holds out a box with headphones, voiced the problem, why standing of stalactites and stalagmites, why vopish caveman, well, that silence. Purple skirt squared her shoulders and joined the blades with a noticeable crunch, her dark face with long eyebrows seem familiar to you, is not it? It is not surprising, dear Sonia, as the wife of Igor, as-there-it. Do not cheat, do you remember her name. Lily, very tender.

wife, therefore, Igor – Lily bursting with hunched shoulders pink blouse, and maybe here and hid near Igor? Hiding among the boxes with the goods, look around, honey Sonia – no, no, that’s good. It may well be, you say yourself, aligning breath, that it – not Lily, just like people, in the end, we all have one head, two ears, ten fingers and ten there there. You know exactly what it is – Lily, but you can say whatever you want, dear Sonia, and therein lies the charm of conversation with them.

Reach passport girl-seller , she had a few minutes chirps that can exchange the item, and return the money – only sixteen and seventeen, such rules, we apologize for the inconvenience.

The door slams, and you’re in rhythm of steps logged man said, in this case (once or twice), I come (three or four) this afternoon (once or twice), do not say goodbye (three or four). Do not look around, dear Sonia, just turn around, just get out on the street. To your left some movement, pink and purple, added to it the movement of the gray-blue, chin up. Rotates through right shoulder, go smoothly, mobile shops all the same small area, and it’s amazing, sweet Sonya, how much do you have time to think.

Stolen vacation, Soviet-style guesthouse in the Black Sea , on the first night you have a fever – thirty-eight and eight in the morning and he got sick, flu unknown strain. Week you lain on the old-fashioned big bed around bottles of mineral water, red wine, some bread with cherries and the TV remote. By the sea actually got on the last day, sitting on the rocks, he deftly blew “pancakes” on the water, some striped sweater, hand tucked, box with marshmallows – ate marshmallows, novosovetskoe champagne, champagne is not very comfortable to drink from a bottle, honey Sonia , right?

Chance Meeting: you cross the road, in the package from the supermarket medallions of pork, vegetables, soy sauce, a bottle of whiskey, cross the road; unidentified man enough Igor sleeve: hello, how are you here? Igor instantly blushes and mumbles something, you keep one movement, the rise of the curb is heavy. The sound of breaking glass is Igor dropped the bag, it broke a bottle of whiskey, dear Sonia, and no not the heart.

Open your door that stupid, you’re late for work, probably nine, absolutely do not want any trouble and long conversations with the chief of a sense of duty, elbow and all this, open. Pull a shaking hand, but the door swings open for a second before, teens with cackling and hooting rush inside, you deploy around its axis, you find yourself face to face with Lily and Igor.

Well, dear Sonia, it’s not Lily and Igor, you’re wrong again. If we assume from the beginning of the week, it is the third such error (the case at the bar – again, in the case of studio fur – two), if you count from the beginning of the month, then – Eighteen, if you count from the beginning of the year, – one hundred fifty-six, After all is not over yet and April.

Yet hurry up, it’s time to start working day, crossing the road, holds the hand bag, alarm beeps, after about half an hour there will be time for another just remind yourself the traditional “all will be well”; dear Sonia, until tomorrow, and please – do not forget to turn off the TV.

Artist: Nicoletta Ceccoli