Svetlana Utesheva
Commercial Director of the “TIS”
At the moment much of despair, my youngest son pressed to the TV ear and shouting : “Hello?”
Without a doubt, my column, I would like to start in the spirit: we are tired of the negativity that tons crashes down upon us soulless TV box, destroying the delicate mental organization of our children every day and parents …
But it was all much simpler: we have broken antenna. Just like that. I took and broke. And it does not do. Everything was done, and she was not. More precisely, there were some difficulties, which were solved not by one click or call, and two or three. After the first call and describe intricate algorithm of our actions antenna repair smoothly transported in the case is not urgent, and after a month from the list of cases disappeared altogether.
So a family of four in one day, I realized that life without TV there is! And this life is multifaceted and surprising. Children have found a lot of interesting and undeservedly forgotten toys, children and parents have found each other. And they lived happily ever after … Exactly to the December 31, 2014
New in 2015 it was decided to meet the classic:. With chimes and watching Christmas gear. Repair antenna passed unnoticed, once again it all came together and worked. Pleased with himself and rested the TV properly fulfilled its mission in the New Year’s Eve. And then in the New Year holidays. And, as one would expect, in postnovogodny weekdays. But by the time we felt like new, reborn, others – in short, not-for-vi-si-us-mi! Therefore, the TV was not afraid of us. “This is what we manage it, and he is not us”, -. We thought tighter gripping control in the hands of
The illusion of our omnipotence did not last long and ended with another fine morning when I, in order to avoid children discontent and grumbling advance including good Soviet cartoons, which for some time now began to accompany us every morning
So, in pure balance, nothing has changed -. sex, drugs, rock and roll, console, sofa and TV.
Long-suffering antenna was urgent procedure dismantled and exiled to Siberia – in the basement, without the right to correspondence. We experimentally verified the rightness Grachevsky postulates that the force, then we have, and the will is there, but do not have the willpower.
Our youngest child was born shortly after the television apocalypse. On TV it on you. He considers it a great touch phone and each time loudly indignant when he does not respond to his manipulation of his fingers. The special moments of despair, he pressed his ear to the television and screaming loudly: “Hello!”
You know, it seems to me – he knows something about the future of TVs …
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